One time in the land of Obatokie, a land nobody has ever seen, unless you were born there, sometimes (well actually a lot of the times) (mostly all of the time) people got mixed up. So one day five kids named Jhon, Stacy, Julie, Bob, and Kate, who were really called me, me, me, me, and me before they changed Obatokie forever, decided that there was too much confusion going on. So they went to find the mayor to talk to him about the confusion. They wanted to tell him that people needed names. All over the world intelligent mayors, governors and presidents thought that people should have names. So if there is not any confusion going on. “But you,” said Jhon “have not even thought about giving people names you pea-sized brained mayor. “Now calm down” said Julie “let’s talk it over now.” So they started talking and then all of a sudden the mayor’s very skinny girlfriend came in (the mayor was a little embarrassed.) “Oh sorry!” She said, “I see you have company.”
“Yes” said the mayor. “I have a question to ask you.”
“These young people think all people should have names”
“what do you think?” Said the mayor.
“Well let’s prove it.” Call your secretary.
So the mayor called me (his secretary) for more coffee.
Every person in the building brought him a cup of coffee!
“Well” said me (Bob) “do you have that many secretaries?”
“No.” Said the mayor sheepishly, “I have one.” “Her name is me”
“everybody’s name is me!!!!!” Said me (Jhon)
again Julie said, “Jhon, calm down now.”
“Okay! Okay!” Said the mayor, “people can have names, I will call a meeting with the Congress.” New paragraph that’s how people got names in Obatokie.
The end! :-)
“Yes” said the mayor. “I have a question to ask you.”
“These young people think all people should have names”
“what do you think?” Said the mayor.
“Well let’s prove it.” Call your secretary.
So the mayor called me (his secretary) for more coffee.
Every person in the building brought him a cup of coffee!
“Well” said me (Bob) “do you have that many secretaries?”
“No.” Said the mayor sheepishly, “I have one.” “Her name is me”
“everybody’s name is me!!!!!” Said me (Jhon)
again Julie said, “Jhon, calm down now.”
“Okay! Okay!” Said the mayor, “people can have names, I will call a meeting with the Congress.” New paragraph that’s how people got names in Obatokie.
The end! :-)